He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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