Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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