Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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