Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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