Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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