"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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