I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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