I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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