Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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