dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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