And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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