I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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