Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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