I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
what if I'm pregnant?
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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