connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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