i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
where are you?
Hypothermia
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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