shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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