How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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