Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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