I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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