Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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