He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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