This is not my ceiling
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize