this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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