My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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