Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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