what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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