so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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