Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
