it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm both gender and math confused
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
