Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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