you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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