This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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