I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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