Tell her she can't have a vagina
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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