I can text with my tongue
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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