First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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