do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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