He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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