i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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