The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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