Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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