Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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