thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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