She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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