I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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