winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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