Sry I called you an 8
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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