Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize