i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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