i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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