I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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