i think my mom watched the whole time
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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