hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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